Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
"The backstory between Winter Soldier and Black Widow is not expected to be explored in this film, but it is acknowledged."
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Parks and Recreation S06E15
i wisH there were long hair styles in ac